"I had better cum in my pants after drinking this"or"My asshole best get to growing a dick so I can fuck myself." -sentiments on $4 juice

The juice of ill repute.



Photo-op at makeout point.



Tommy Ramone?



I take my camera out at the bar to get this photo of the girls, and all of a sudden- everyone wants their picture taken. (Ok ok, someone might have mentioned something to some random kids about a new website called "Out in Austin" or something to that effect. So it began. Wires got crossed and word may or may not have gotten out that I was taking pictures for said (fabled) website. Next thing I know, people start posing left and right and who was I to say "no?") Be patient, I'm going somewhere with this.










So, now that we've set the groundwork- Kristen and I decide to bring back project puke (circa 2005). It's a spoof on Last Nights Party and Out With Me. We're calling it "Last Night's Vomit." I need to get a better third party flash and a few lense attachments, but you'll get the idea. Here are some test runs:







Ok. So that one isn't as funny because Sooze and Heather know she's behind them. But these next lads, totally into it and totally unsuspecting.






There will be more coming in March when Kristen gets back down here. Also, we haven't decided between the afore mentioned "Last Night's Vomit" or "Out with Pukey." Thoughts?



AND... on that note I leave you with this piece of genius truck graffiti. Get into it.

My window painted itself.

"Remember the Alamo!"

I took a day trip to San Antonio. It was very last minute and unplanned and with such little thought put into scheduling I only came up with two stops: The Alamo and The Riverwalk. Despite my lack of prepared navigating, I made it to both attractions and managed to get a few pictures. However, I must admit that I put forth little (if any) energy towards being spontaneous and venturing outside of my two-stop-agenda (other than my walk through the mall and my impulse buys at Forever 21). That being said, here's a sadly broken and vague depiction of my day:




(This is Texas. They put flags up everywhere in case you forget.)





There were too many people standing in front of the building and I didn't want them mucking up my picture. So all you get is the upper corner and some sky. The Alamo: pretty, no?




Because I couldn't get a picture of the real thing, I took a picture of the display model. A decent likeness if you ask me, and since this is my blog, well...




Cacti Graffiti. Get into it.




I spent most of my time taking pictures of flowers, but I'll keep the majority of those to myself. You're welcome.















I think they dye the water.



I also think that if I were a stick, this stick and I would be friends and maybe one day romantically involved.